WASHINGTON, DC - Since George Soros "publicly" took ownership of the US Government in January 2009, organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group have practically flaunted their diabolical manipulation of human existence.
Unfortunately, Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) has "made many political blunders" since being elevated to the rank of "minion" (up from "groveling lackey" status), and it's interfering with the whole "plausible deniability" thing. In the past, the voting public could believe that sinister, global conspiracies were not really their problem when Ron Paul ("R"-Texas) remained relatively insignificant (in spite of his affiliation with Time-Traveling Space Reptiles).
An agent of the Trilateral Commission, posing as an intern on Capitol Hill, described their new "problem."
X (St. Moritz, Switzerland): I don't like to use the term "F*cking Dork" lightly, but on the day of his promotion, Boehner got to play golf with Obama, and he couldn't stop grinning and acting like a spaz. At one point "Smack My Bitch Up" was playing on the boom-box in his golf cart, and he began some hideous combination of pelvic-thrust, jumping around, and cowboy-throwing-invisible-lasso dance.
Although secret societies have been extremely bold in their use of "puppets" at the highest levels of world governments in recent years, you know that "sucking-up" and "over-acting" need to come down a notch when someone like Hank Williams Jr. can see when a politician's behavior "totally contradicts the party line." One Senate staffer commented on the recent friction between Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) and Speaker of the House Boehner.
Billy Wuncler (Administrative Assistant): Boehner asked Reid if he had rehearsed for the "Overlord's Orders," and that's when Reid yelled back "A**hole, I've been doing this for years - a courier gives me a package with a bill, then tells me to vote for it, I put the bill in a file cabinet without reading it, and when it's done, I stand at a podium and read whatever comes up on the teleprompter!!!"
Americans generally accept that Democrats in Congress are mindless drones. Investigations have "the-same-song-and-dance" routines - Jon Corzine (former Democrat Governor of NJ) "knows nothing" about the disappearance of $1.2 Billion from the bankrupt MF Global, and Eric Holder "knows nothing" about 2000 guns which the Department of Justice sent to Drug Cartels in Mexico. However, sometimes Democrats seem more "deranged" than mindless, with numerous statements from Nancy Pelosi (D-California), Joe Biden (VP), and others to reinforce suspicions. Statements like:
- "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it."
- "We've got to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt."
- "For every dollar a person receives in food stamps ... $1.79 is put back into the economy."
- "Elections shouldn't matter as much as they do."
- "The Taliban per se is not our enemy." - Note: US Predator Drones have killed approximately 2000 "militants" (who may have been "friends").
- "Libya ... involves kinetic military action." - Note: Without resorting to "war" (in DC language), Obama bombed the F*ck out of Libya for about six months, completely ignoring the War Powers Act and Congressional Authority.
Update: Shadow Government in America - With Obama as President, the US has gone more than 900 days with "No Budget At All." Instead, the Federal Government has mysteriously spent trillions of dollars through "Green Energy" projects, Federal Reserve Stimulus and Bailouts (which have been exempted from financial audits).
Update: George Soros Still "Very Happy" - In 2008, Soros bet against the US dollar, and despite betting President Obama that the US Economy couldn't be collapsed in four years, the megalomaniac, Hungarian lunatic who openly claims involvement with Global Government "without borders" is cheerfully getting richer.