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Monday, 26 December 2011

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Mrs. Perogie, prior to starting her aspartame diet

Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported, by multiple students who must remain anonymous, that Mrs. Perogie made it a practice to tackle students for their do-nuts, stealing and eating them.

One student produced photographic evidence with a still from his camera. This revealed that Mrs. Perogie made it a practice to eat the do-nuts naked; that is to say, nothing was added to the do-nuts. Also, she wore no clothes, as can be seen at the above link. Mrs. Perogie has been on a diet high in aspartame for many months, which may have contributed to her strange eating habits.

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