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Sunday, 25 December 2011

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"Chihuahuanukawanza? Yeah, that's me."

WASHINGTON DC - The President issued a terse response to the attack by Palin recently published. We have him on record:

"What do you mean I give too much attention to the dog on my card. It's Chihuahuanukawanza, for all us dog loving, Jewish folks from Africa. Yes, I get mixed up between Chihuahua, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, and stuff like that. The dog kind of ties it all together. The dog brings peace. You should understand that, Ms. Palin. Some even compare you to a female canine, favorably of course.

"So please, take this dog in the right spirit! That dog is the nexus of Chihuahua, Chanuka, and Kwanzaa. I call the dog Chihuahuanukawanza, for short. He comes to that. Why can't you?"

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