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Thursday, 22 December 2011

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President Obama talking on the phone to Wisconsin Senator Jim Sensenbrenner. (Photo by Malia Obama).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Wisconsin Senator Jim Sensenbrenner has issued an apology to the first lady Michelle Obama for his extremely insensitive, uncalled for, and very ignorant statement.

The senator from the Cheese State was at Reagan Airport in Washington, D.C. waiting to board a plane bound for Oshkosh, Wisconsin where he was going to be cutting the ribbon at the opening day ceremonies at Sven's Cheese & Sushi Diner.

Senator Sensenbrenner just happened to be sitting next to a member of the Occupy Wall Street movement.

The OWSer identified as Cameron Zimmerzonk, 24, commented on the fact the senator was wearing a Green Bay Packers baseball cap.

Zimmerzonk who is a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs remarked that his team had handed the Packers their first loss of the season and are now 11-1.

The senator became quite upset and told Mr. Zimmerzonk that his clothes were wrinkled. Zimmerzonk laughed and pointed out to the senator that he can go home and iron his shirt and get the wrinkles out of it but that there was no way that the senator could go home and get the wrinkles out of his face.

He then informed the senator that he was going to vote for President Obama again and that Obama would beat whoever the GOP ran against him

Senator Sensenbrenner became very irate and he yelled out that Michelle Obama has a bigger butt than Kim Kardashian. Zimmerzonk asked him what in the world that had to do with anything.

The senator said that Lady Obama goes around to all of the elementary schools telling kids not to be eating junk food, candy, pizza, and molasses burgers and there she is with a badonkadonk that would take up two seats on a normal airplane.

Zimmerzonk pointed to the senator's chin area and told him that he is a fine one to be talking since he has a total of four chins. He then pointed out that he also has a big red bulb-looking nose that looks a lot like the one W.C. Fields had, except that it doesn't appear to blink when he drinks like W.C.'s did.

As the two men were talking an airport security guard walked over to the senator and asked him to please accompany him. The senator did and he was led to the office of one of the airport directors Corkington P. Webworthy.

Mr. Webworthy informed the senator that several passengers had overheard his out of line remark about the first lady Michelle Obama's huge butt.

The senator was told that the story had already gone out to the various news agencies and that President Obama and his wife were both extremely upset.

Mr. Webworthy told the senator that he (the senator) was going to call the White House and contact Mrs. Obama and apologize to her for making such a dumb, stupid, racist remark.

The senator admitted that the remark was dumb and that it was also stupid but he said that it was not racist. He stressed the fact that there are a lot of white women who also have big gigantic asses.

Webworthy raised his eyebrows, took a sip of his A&W Diet Root Beer, and asked him to name one.

Senator Sensenbrenner thought and thought for a few moments.

"Oprah Winfrey!"

"Nope, she's black."

"Aretha Franklin!"

"Black."

"Nicki Minaj!"

"Ditto dude."

The senator shook his head and told Mr. Webworthy to get the charmingly, lovely Mrs. Obama on the line and he would be more than glad to apologize to her for acting like such an uneducated, pea brained, backwoods jerk.

FOOTNOTE: Mrs. Obama accepted Senator Sensenbrenner's apology. He also agreed to the presidents suggestion that he enroll in a two month female body sensitivity course.

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