Iraq have mistakenly gifted President Obama a huge slice of Turkey which was actually meant for their Kurds living in the Zagros mountains of Turkey.
The President always enjoys Christmas presents from ex-enemies and whilst opening it he diplomatically thought, "maybe it's time we had a word with Turkey about the Kurdish problem" and then he gobbled up his slice, metaphorically speaking (he actually donated it to the homeless Americans who have had their homes repossessed and are unemployed because of the financial crisis caused by corrupt bankers and hedge fond speculators, after all it is the season of goodwill (?) Also they couldn't afford the air ticket anyway, to Turkey that is).
Obama replied to the gesture by promising to send his unemployed troops, who are back at home for a bit of R & R, in the new year into the Zagros mountains in a feeble US attempt to clean up the mess and the Turkey bones left behind (US troops are use to playing useless games in the mountains surrounding Pakistan and Afghanistan).
This piece of "goodwill news" certainly proves the point that we all believe in Father Christmas and the birth of Jesus Christ who was sent to teach the world to become a better place and after 2012 years we still prefer "cold Turkey", gobble, gobble!