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Friday, 16 December 2011

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NUKE EM!

SIOUX CITY, IOWA - In the debate last night, Congressman Ron Paul reached out to Iran President and fellow madman, Mahmoud Ahmadinejab. Looking like a troll dropping off the shoulders of a wire hanger, Paul defended the right of Iran to build a nuclear weapon even though Mahmoud intends to use the first one on Tel Aviv and the second on Washington.

Rationalizing this unconventional position by comparing the mutual destruction stand-off we faced with the USSR during the Cold War, where 30,000 nuclear missiles were pointed our way, he declared that it was not worth going to war with Iran just because one stinking nuclear bomb might take out Washington or New York.

The only possible explanation imaginable is that the canny bastard might have contracted the exclusive rights to build mosques throughout the United States once the Muslims take over.

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