Written by Hydrogen Balloon
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Wednesday, 14 December 2011

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Please Leave Something Like This For Santa

North Pole-- Santa is bringing something new this year, for all the good little girls and boys. Santa will be stuffing stockings with marijuana. He grows tons of the stuff in his greenhouse at the North Pole, and he is very happy to share!

Santa doesn't give a f&ck if you've been naughty or nice. Everyone has had a horrible year, so everyone gets weed for Christmas. Santa doesn't care if you hang 100 stockings by your fireplace--he will fill them all up with the best weed in the world.

Santa only has one request. He would like to take any stockings that you might want to give him. Black fishnet stockings are the best. Santa has a fetish for stockings, especially if you have smelly feet!

"Merry Cannabis to all, and to all a good smoke!" laughed the silly stoned Santa as he flew through the night.

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