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Tuesday, 13 December 2011

In Birmingham, Alabama today local teenager, Chet McDaniels was out skateboarding with his friends when they came across an old well. When asked if he could jump it on his skateboard, McDaniels reportedly replied "I bet you a million bucks I could!" That is allegedly when tragedy struck, for when McDaniels went for the jump his foot slipped and he went elbow-first into the well. When asked what was going through his mind as he fell McDaniels replied "... ... ..."

Luckily McDaniels' life was saved by some random homeless guy who's name wasn't important enough to ask for. When asked what he plans to do with his new-found freedom McDaniels replied "I'm going to Disneyland!"

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