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Saturday, 10 December 2011

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Newt Gingrich is one of only two GOP candidates who have agreed to appear on Donald Trump's Debate.

NEW YORK CITY - Donald "The Hair Spray" Trump is just not accustomed to hearing the the little two-letter word "No."

But the billionaire with the "Hairdo From Hell" has just heard it and heard it five (5) times from five of the GOP presidential candidates including Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Ron Paul, and Jon Huntsmann who have all rejected his invitation to be a part of Donald Trump's Trump Towers GOP Presidential Candidate Debate.

And according to Sinclair Petaluma with The Political Salad Bar, "The Don" is so angry he is literally spitting out six-penny nails.

Petaluma noted that a very close, inside, unnamed associate of Trump's confided that the last time he remembers seeing Mr. Trump so mad, angry, and upset was the time his hair stylist Delilah Fizz, an avowed cross dresser, informed him that he had developed split ends.

The only two GOPers who agreed to appear on the debate are Newt "The Pillsbury Doughboy" Gingrich and Ron "The Mystery Man" Santorum. Reports are that Herman Cain supposedly called up Trump and told him that he would be willing to participate in the debate even though he has officially suspended his campaign due to the "PizzaGate" gals mess.

Trump reportedly texted him back and said that no one really cares anymore about anything that he has to say except for maybe Paris Hilton, Naomi Campbell, and California attorney Gloria Allred.

Anderson Cooper stated that Trump had told him in the strictest confidence that he is so mad that he is seriously thinking about entering the presidential race as an independent candidate.

When Cooper told him that if he did that, that it would mean that President Obama would easily get re-elected since (Trump) would take away votes from the Republican candidate.

"El Donaldo" as New York Yankees super star Alex Rodriguez calls him grinned, took a sip of his Avocado Margarita, and said, "Tough tit-ty said the kit-ty."

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