Written by Lyndon
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 9 December 2011

image for Rick Perry's Muppet ad incites fans of show
Rick Perry would like to see Kermit add a knodding donkey to his cast of freakish liberal outcasts

AUSTIN, Tx. - Rick Perry, who has recently released a slew of 30-second spots promoting his stance on several points, continues to anger Democrats, this time by attacking the child-friendly Muppets.

Entitled, "Those Rat-Bastard Heathen Communist Muppets," Perry cites several examples from the Muppets' recent release that point to liberal messages.

In the opening shot, Perry says, "I'm not ashamed to admit that I hate the Muppets, but even a childlike mind has to be disgusted by the animosity shown by the Muppets toward Big Oil in their latest excuse for a flick."

In the movie, an oil tycoon aptly named Tex tries to shut down the Muppets' theater in order to drill on the theater's site.

Perry continues to downplay Big Oil's disastrous effects in economically unstable countries such as Nigeria and Venezuela.

"Sure, the Muppets would like you to think that everyone aside from these nations' elite is actually further impoverished because of environmental degradation from oil production and the lack of any regulations on American companies. Sure, they want us to believe that these poor people are more vulnerable to food shortages, loss of land, pollution, health issues, unemployment and forced migration.

"Kermit may say that it's not easy being green. But I think Americans know that it's not easy listening to that liberal bull puckey."

Make Lyndon's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 1?

8 1 22 6

Go to top