CHICAGO Il - Former governor Rod Blagojevich has a prison sentence. No worries; he has already sold his seat in the cell for a tidy profit.
According to our discrete source, a made man, the deal is done.
Found guilty of graft, marketing the Obama US Senate seat, he just keeps on going.
For each year of the fourteen year sentence, he will receive $100,000.00 for the choice cell location from a 'wise-guy', Eddy the creep Bozanno, wealthy, but serving time.
These funds cover the Blagojevich fine and leave plenty for a tidy profit.
Where will Rod sleep? Where ever Eddy tells him to.