After the great storms of 2004 and 2005, which did so much damage to the Caribbean and to the United States of America, President George W Bush has declared war on Mother Nature.
This shocking revelation came up at his latest press conference in Washington where he said, "Time and time again Mother Nature has struck this great country and now I think its about time we struck back, somehow, we will strike back at the crimes against humanity she has committed." A very emotional speech from MR Bush there, but it does beg the question, how?
Already there is mass debate going on in the White house between Dick Chainey and George Bush, George said yesterday that Dick is far too soft to get the job done properly. With this split in opinion in the White House there is likely to be many more problems with getting the campaign to stiffen up support.
Greenpeace, the friends of the earth, have launched a formal protest against George Bush saying "what the big dudes doing just isn't right man, the earth gave us life man, now he wants to repay her by taking her own life, its just not cool, you get me." George Bush has seen them as traitors to there country and in a private interview called them "LSD taking, weed smoking, tree hugging earth lovers." The Spoof would just like to say they were his words not ours.
One reporter asked Mr Bush how he was going to begin the attack on mother nature, to this he replied, "I think that the best way to do this would be to invade Iran take their nuclear weapons, because of course we disposed of ours, once we have their bombs we will move into Afghanistan and fire them at Iraq because my scientist have told me that is where mother nature is said to...urm, reside." One reporter said that there could be an alternative motive in this plan of attack and also said that if he discovered there is he would go to the international court and present the case to them hoping to get Mr Bush removed from office. This reporter hasn't been since he made this claim.
Tony Blair (British Prime Minister) has said that he will take his usual position behind Mr Bush all the way to a nuclear conflict with Mother Nature. His excuse is that Mother Nature launched an unprovoked assault on Birmingham.