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Tuesday, 6 December 2011

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Ron Paul challenged Donald Trump to a one-on-one debate but Trump said he was much too busy making lots and lots of money.

NEW YORK CITY - If there is one thing that Donald Trump is not it's shy. The multi-billionaire with the "Hair From Hell" has been noted for making some rather way out in leftfield remarks.

Several years ago "The Donald" remarked that he would pay to get Barbara Walters lisping problem fixed. Shortly after that he told Naomi Campbell that she is about as British looking as Charles Barkley is anorexic.

And just this past Valentine's Day he stated that Lindsay Lohan has more freckles on her playpen than Emma Stone, Julianne Moore, and Gisele Bundchen have all over their bodies combined.

Now, the producer of Celebrity Apprentice is firing some of his high dollar salvos at members of the political world.

The Trumpster stated that GOP presidential candidates Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul are both jokes and do not belong in the race.

Huntsman refused to comment but did say that Donald Trump's brain cells have been wasting away ever since he started dying his black roots reddish blonde like some second rate Hollywood celebrity.

Ron Paul meanwhile did not hold back. The feisty 73-year-old Texan said that Donald Trump is the only person he knows who can make sounds come out of his mouth that one usually only hears emanate from the butts of circus elephants.

The GOP candidate said that if arrogance and sarcasm were sand "TrumpetBoy" would be a great big damn friggin Florida beach. He noted that Trump may not be gay but gays like Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, Ricky Martin, and Lance Bass look at him as a gay role model.

Congressman Paul stated that he challenged Donald Trump to debate him one-on-one back in July but that Trumpy replied that he was much too busy screwing people out of money to take time off to debate him on important political issues facing the country.

SIDENOTE: Ron Paul has said that he will ignore Donnie boys ignorant sissy boy remarks about him being a joke and that he will be willing to meet him anywhere anytime so that Trump the Dump can kiss his 73-year-old hilarious GOP ass!.

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