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Tuesday, 29 November 2011

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I love him still. I really do, you know.

Now that Republican candidate Herman Cain has withstood charges of sexual harassment and an alleged 13-year affair, the media is seriously questioning whether he can survive the latest charge that has been unveiled over the past 24 hours.

According to reliable sources, Belinda, a 6-year-old Angora goat will announce at a Yuma, Arizona press conference today that she is carrying hers and Mr. Cain's love lamb.

Apparently, this relationship has been developing over the past four weeks while Mr. Cain's candidacy has been floundering under the weight of all these sexually-related innuendos.

It is believed that Mr. Cain will be beating down the doors of this morning's talk shows to deny Ms. Belinda's accusations.

Ms. Belinda, meanwhile, has decided to name the baby, Hermie.

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