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Sunday, 27 November 2011

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The Leaderville Picayune-Messenger is in hot water after a typo throughout a news article slipped past a final edit. The error is making Herman Cain out to be one horny old man, but this time it was not intentional.

Evidently, whoever edited the story about Herman Cain moving out in front of the elections once again this past week didn't realize they did a global replace, making the news story about Cain's erection, not election. While the story has been retracted, the damage has been done. Here are some excerpts in case you missed the original story.

"…and while Herman Cain believes his growing erection results are a clear indication that he's the front runner once more…"

"…not only is Mr. Cain proud of the erection results he's achieved in the past…"

"It is the women I want to impress in the upcoming erections," said Cain as he…

"Mr. Cain told the crowd of a hundred or so supporters that his erection results couldn't have come at a better time. 'I'm ready, willing and able to get this job done,' said Cain."

"About his past meteoric rise in the erection polls, Herman Cain was quick to point out that he, alone, made it happen. My wife, God love her, doesn't like erections all that much…"

"While Rick Perry and Newt Gingrich have both experienced good erection results of late, it is Herman Cain who may just outlast them all…"

"It's erection time folks, and I just want to keep this up for as long as I can…"

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