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Saturday, 12 November 2011

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The ripple effect that began in Happy Valley,PA has flooded into the coast of Lake Erie.

Plagued by jokes and inuendos associated with former Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky's alleged misdeeds in the University's locker room, the city council of Sandusky , Ohio has decided that it would be better if the town changed its name.

The announcement was made after a hastily-called council meeting at the town hall. Mayor Cyrus Agamemmnon told reporters that the city fathers unanimously voted that the name, "Sandusky" was no longer appropriate for an All-American city.

When asked what name was decided upon, Hizzoner said, "New York City, Ohio."

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