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Friday, 11 November 2011

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Speaker of the House Republican John Boehner on his brain break

On capitol hill today, Congress passed a law called the "American Congressional Activity Recovery Act" also known as the 'piece of shit'.

This new law would require congressmen and women to actually do stuff when at work on capitol hill rather that debating about the last episode of MTV's 'Sixteen and Pregnant'.

Many people said that passing a bill like this would be overtly dangerous citing the fact that many in congress have forgotten where the capitol building even is. This however did not deter congress from passing the bill.

When asked about how the congress will find their way to the capitol, Democratic congressman Gaylord Butsteenk (ME) he said, "It's okay if we can't find it, we can move the capitol. Probably to Bob's house. He has a nice pool, and a lot of crayons."

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