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Friday, 11 November 2011

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A photo of a cat that Herman Cain allegedly gave to Nancy Pelosi and which she named "Pizza Kitty."

ROCHESTER, Michigan - After the latest in a series of 179 scheduled GOP Presidential Debates, Herman Cain was asked about the rumor concerning him and former Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.

At first Cain told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld that he was not going to be talking about women and would only be discussing issues pertaining to his patented 9-9-9 tax code.

Miss Wine reminded him that if he wants to get picked to be the Republican candidate to go up against President Obama then he is going to have to stop constantly telling the media what they can and cannot ask him.

Wine said that one of the last individuals to play that BS game was an ugly, stupid, little, silly mustachioed guy named Adolf Hitler.

Cain paused for a second and apologized saying that he has just had it with all of this talk about "PizzaGate" and Gals numbered one through five.

Wine asked him what he would do about the ongoing monetary and gynecological problems in the African countries of Upper Shambutu and Lower Zamgola.

Cain got an extremely puzzled look on his face and asked Upper what and Lower what?

"Upper Shambutu and Lower Zamgola" came the reply from Sangria wine.

Cain shook his head and said that he has heard of Buffanranda, Kamgoganda, and Dutch West Wakaboonka, but said that he had never heard of Upper Shambutu and Lower Zamgola.

Wine then asked him about the ongoing NBA lockout. He grinned and said that he was not going to talk about that because most of the NBA players are black and he does not want to get any of the mama's jumping all over his ass and calling him names like Uncle Tom, Uncle Ben, Sambo, Buckwheat, Stymie, Farina, Kobe, and Kanye.

She then asked him about the rumor that he and Nancy Pelosi had traveled down to Tijuana, Mexico this past March and shared a Taco Pizza at Bullfighter Bobby's Burrito Cantina & Grill.

Cain turned red, or actually purple and said that he did not remember ever having met Mrs. Pelosi. He pointed out that he does not think that he has ever been to Tijuana, Mexico, and he remarked that he has never in his life eaten a taco pizza because he is lactose intolerant.

In other news. Word coming out of Wasilla, Alaska is that Sarah Palin is quite upset with her nine-year-old daughter Piper after she learned that Piper took her Glen Rice autographed basketball to show and tell.

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