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Thursday, 10 November 2011

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PSYCHOVILLE 101 - Just another question mainstream media won't ask:

To Wit: Why did none of these blond, middle-aged ho's, who claim sexual harassment by Cain, succumb to the overtures of this charmingly handsome, financially successful businessman?

There must be some reason why Herman Cain, who allegedly was attempting, at least in their minds, to arrange a tryst with each of these blonds, was unsuccessful in scoring at least one of them into his hotel room for a roll in the hay. Being 0-5 in this game is nothing to brag about, especially in this sexually permissive era.

It's not a secret that many successful black men, much to the dismay of black women, end up with a blond on their arm instead of one of their own race. Black professional athletes, many of whom are flush with cash and bling, seem to have no problem in this area.

Perhaps the answer is that these blond ho's were not used to saying "no" to a gentleman and have him honor their request by saying, "Goodnight, and thank you for the wonderful evening."

If this is the worse thing that the liberal media can find to vilify the reputation of Herman Cain, he must be quite a man.

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