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Topics: Scott Walker

Thursday, 3 November 2011

Madison, WI--Scott Walker is getting booed where ever he goes these days, and his spirit was sinking, until he discovered doing a little Koch would fix the problem.

"It is hard to get up everyday and be booed during breakfast, go to the office and get booed all the way to the building, get booed by the media, and then get booed when you get home. It really wears on a guy." Scott Walker said.

"Lucky for me I found doing a little Koch fixes the problem. It takes the edge off, helps me get away from all the negative feelings surrounding me, it causes me to get on my knees a lot, and it gets the heart racing." Mr. Walker added.

Scott Walker wouldn't give specifics about his Koch habit, but he said that his Koch habit is beneficial to his campaign to stay in office.

"Without the Koch, I wouldn't have a chance of staying in office. It paints a new picture of all the bad things I did to the state of Wisconsin." Mr. Walker said. "I wish more people could enjoy Koch like I do."

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