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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

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A photo of a cigar being held by Monica Lewinsky's old friend "Billy."

YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK - Monica Lewinsky, one of the most famous White House interns in the history of White House interns, was vacationing with a girlfriend in California's Yosemite National Park when she was approached by an entertainment news reporter.

Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk asked her if she had heard about the latest news where GOP black presidential candidate Herman Cain is alleged to have had inappropriate behavior with two former employees.

Lewinsky immediately perked up and asked if their names had been revealed. When told that they hadn't she smiled and said that she wanted it made clear that not only has she never been with Herman Cain, she does not care for his pizza.

She said that these days she leans more towards seafood than she does pizza. She blushed and said that she stopped liking pizza after she left her White House intern job.

Lewinsky added that for the longest time she was greatly traumatized by just hearing the name pizza since it was after all the fast food of choice of her and "Billy."

SIDENOTE: Monica Lewinsky, told Miss Chipotle that she recently placed several personal items up on eBay in hopes of raising some much needed capital. Some of the personal items include a pair of red, white, and blue knee pads, an old cigar, and a black beret that she quipped if it could talk - Wow! Wow! Wow!

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