NEW YORK CITY - The Occupy Wall Street movement keeps gaining in popularity and in strength.
A spokesperson for the group Trevor "iPhone" Gibbyfair stated that the protesters have really been encouraged by the kind words from such noted celebrities as Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Ke$ha, Pippa Middleton, Susan Sarandon, 50 Cent, and Willow Smith.
Gibbyfair noted that they have received all kinds of monetary contributions including a cashiers check for $1,000 from a well-known FOX talk show host who stressed that he did not want his name revealed since he prides himself in pretending to be a hardcore Republican.
Other donations include three cases of Danzante Chianti wine which were shipped in from Naples, Italy, two boxes of English muffins from Liverpool, England, a ship container filled with frozen French fries from Toulouse, France, and 24 family serving packets of Brussels Sprouts from Belgium.
Gibbyfair informed Political Salad Magazine that his group is planning on doing a type of strategy move that an Internet group started with American Idol, where each week they ask their members to 'Vote For The Worst.'
Gibbyfair, who graduated from Eskimo State University in Juneau, Alaska, with a major in Intergalactic Cuisine and a minor in Viking Music said that The Occupy Wall Street Movement, which now numbers somewhere between 700,000 and 17,000,000, will be asked to vote in the different GOP primaries for the worst GOP candidate.
When PSM's Sinclair Petaluma asked him who the worst GOP candidate was Gibbyfair replied that as of right now it is very close between Rick Santorum and Jon Huntsman.
SIDENOTE: Petaluma was asked about Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul. He stated that Paul is really a fun guy, who knows hundreds of good old boy jokes and Michele Bachmann will eventually simply self-implode like Sarah "Snowflake" Palin did with her geographical gaffes.