Hole in the Wall, MT. - A spokeshorse for the Alien BigHoof Association announced today that despite decades of intense investigations the fabled BigHoof continues to escape capture.
The spokeshorse, who communicates with his human followers by tapping out a special code in the dirt which only they can understand, said actual proof of Bighoof are his massive hoof prints which are found throughout rural America, mostly in the southern states. One day, says BigHoof followers, he will return to right a massive wrong and save civilization.
More proof of the mystic creature lies in the steadfast belief held by Tea Party members and especially this years conservative Republican presidential candidates. Soon, Republican candidates echoed in a recent televised debate, BigHoof will mysteriously appear and America will return to the glorious 1950's before desegregation and before Presidents not born in America.
Asked for his opinion on BigHoof while recently jogging with a shotgun in downtown Austin, Presidential candidate Rick Perry said, "If it get me votes I'll believe in anything."
On hearing this the spokeshorse was said to have tapped out his approval of Rick Perry.