Written by Alvin Taveras
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Tuesday, 25 October 2011

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TEXAS - It has been nearly a week since the last GOP Presidential debate took place in Las Vegas but only one day since the top contenders have been trading blows in what is becoming a hostile end.

After a long weekend of hunting dead monkeys, dead deers and dead liberal Americans with a no-name Ohio congressional representative, Rick Perry explicitly offer his final warning to the former governor of Massachusetts in what pundits are calling the greatest political love affair surpassing Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas.

It all began when Romney placed his hand on Rick Perry at last weeks GOP Presidential debate. And even though no one was fined and no one will be suspended for the next GOP debate it doesn't mean there isn't bad blood between the two candidates. For one, they kept placing Perry and Romney next to each other on stage. And two, they kept placing both their podiums closer to each other. So yes, it was bound to happen.

But since then, Rick Perry has unleashed a series of pranks in hopes to push Mitt Romney back to where Perry thinks he belongs, a playpen.

Some pranks include: hiring an intern and having him call Romney's house at 3am to yell fire in the office, hiring an illegal immigrant and paying him to mow Mitt Romney's lawn, and finally Rick Perry vowing to create Texas Illegal Immigrant Magnets (TIIM) in Massachusetts if Romney continues to talk trash about Rick's hunting skills.

Romney, on the other hand, is focused on trying to catch Rick Perry with his hands in the cookie jar. Sources who are close associates of Mitt Romney tell us that Rick Perry is a bit afraid and paranoid about the public eventually finding out about Perry's love affairs with his own arm muscles, how he still plays Nintendo using cheat codes or that he still sneaks into movies without paying.

The two continue to go back and forth hoping that neither is caught with any illegals or anything illegal.

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