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Topics: Sarah Palin, Breasts

Friday, 21 October 2011

Washington--Sarah Palin denied rumors that she used Sarah PAC to pay for her new breast, the new breast she hoped to help her sagging poll numbers.

"I didn't use any political contributions to pay for my new breast, if I did indeed get new breast, but since I didn't get new breast, and didn't use money from Sarah PAC to pay for frivolous things." Sarah Palin said on Fox News last night.

Sarah Palin did catch some flack for creating Sarah PAC as a way to raise some cash to pay for things that she didn't want to pay for herself. She used the PAC to pay for her nice road trip, that, at one point, looked like a likely presidential run, but ended up just being enough hype for new breast.

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