WASHINGTON: President Barack Obama triumphantly pounded his chest after hearing from the Pentagon that his old friend, Moamar Gaddafi, finally had his ticket punched.
"I'm on a fucking roll," he told his golfing partners this morning. "Let's press the bet," he told his caddy, Vice President Biden. "I'm the boss of the moss. I'm fucking invincible."
"They said I couldn't pull the trigger on bin Laden because I'm a Muslim. They were wrong."
"They said the liberals in the Justice Department wouldn't let me cancel Anwar al Awlaki's stamp because he was an American. Wrong again foo.... Check the obituaries."
"They said I couldn't take down Gaddafi because he was my friend. Check that hole behind his ear. They were wrong again."
Asked by a reporter if he had anyone else in mind, he replied, "Right now David Cameron is on my short list. He let that bastard who was responsible for Lockerbie out of prison because Gaddafi promised to give Britain a special oil deal. Now that Gaddafi is dead, I suggest Cameron watch his back."
"I'm on a roll, Dude. When you're hot your hot."
"Wow! All of a sudden you have become a hard ass, President Obama. I always thought you were against capital punishment."