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Wednesday, 19 October 2011

NEW YORK CITY - A recent CBS poll found that more than two-thirds of Americans believe that Ron Paul is a founding father. Ironically, that is what Ron Paul has been trying to tell the people since the beginning.

Each time Ron Paul talks about eliminating the government he is speaking from a familial heritage that qualifies his authority as just and legal simultaneously boasting his fathers.

Essentially what Ron Paul stands for, with the exception of marijuana, is legalizing and regulating all products to create residual revenue for the government and implementing a kind of deterrence for the criminals. Apparently, marijuana tastes and feels better when it's illegal.

As for the rest of the 32%, CBS decided to trash their opinions because it interfered with the makeshift facts they were hoping to create since facts sound better in arguments.

If Ron Paul becomes president the first thing he'll do is sculpt an image of himself with the caption, 'Son of the founding fathers.' Then he will go to work in eliminating government leaving him as the sole proprietor of the White House.

Meanwhile one hundred percent of non-voters still haven't a clue on what founding fathers refers to.

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