Washington DC, USA. In breaking news, Vice President Joe Biden has initiated moves to oust President Barack Obama from office utilising a highly secret, recently invented piece of equipment designed to control all aspects of American social, economic, cultural and spiritual life.
The machine, known as WTF79KVD508SQ161E, or Marlene for short, has been in development for some time. Former Soviet bloc scientists were employed to come up with a blueprint for a machine capable of wielding extensive control of American society.
With final testing completed (it was used significantly to help rid Libya of Colonel Gaddaffi) the Vice President couldn't wait to get his lustful hands on the machine. He immediately switched on the turbo generator that enables the device to crank up its Irresistible Compulsive Force (ICF), thus starting a chain of events that will see Joe Biden occupy the White House in a matter of hours.
Biden has struggled to hide his insatiable power lust; he could be seen on special occasions noticeably wringing his hand while the President spoke. Insiders say that Biden is slightly megalomaniac and capable of doing things that a balanced, reasonable person would shudder at even thinking about.
With this new invention at his disposal, Biden could arguably become a new dictator, a Fascist President. We await further developments.