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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

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President Obama, who some say is a socialist at heart, today validated those with that opinion by requesting help from Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao in dismantling the failing capitalistic system that has served the United States for over 200 years.

Obama, who just yesterday shouted out encouragement to the pinko gangs comprised of union thugs and dopers gathered in our cities to give witness to the inequities between those who work for a living and those who suck at the teat of government entitlements, picked up the "RED PHONE" this morning and hooked up with Chinese Primier Wen Jiabao. The conversation went like this:

"Wen baby, how's things going back in Peking?"

"Bama, how's your ass?"

"You mean Michelle? Bout two axe handles wide and growing."

"What can I do for you, old friend?"

"I'm fucked, Wen. The NBA season looks like it's going down the toilet faster than pizza through a dog. Our economy is even worse. You guys are taking all our jobs and loaning us the cash to keep our doors open."

"Sounds good to me."

"Wen, my friend, I need some help. I just don't have any faith in our system over here. Even my own party thinks I'm in over my head. Is there anyway you can help me implement your system? It seems like it working a hell-of-a-lot better than ours."

"Be right over on the next flight, Dude. I think that we can help you out of your fix."

"Do I need to sign anything?"

"No. You know you can trust me."

"Yo Dude. You be my man."

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