New York, NY-- A recent survey of sexuality in America has turned up some surprising results. Over 240 million Americans are transsexuals. The remaining 73 million Americans still identify themselves as being either male or female. Sex experts are predicting that eventually everyone in America will be a transsexual.
New medical breakthroughs--and a loss of societal stigma--have made transsexualism very popular. Many people have gone back and forth between male and female dozens of times. Some people change their sex more often then they change their socks.
Pat Twinkle is a well-adjusted, normal transsexual. S/he is married to Terry Twinkie, and they both have two transsexual kids named Martie and Fil. Neither Pat nor Terry remembers their original sex.
"I think I was a man, when I first married Terry." said Pat. "We were a gay couple, until Terry became a woman. Then we were straight, until I also became a woman. Then we were a lesbian couple." said Pat. "Or maybe it was the other way around."
Pat and Terry say it's a lot of fun changing sexes, and it brings them closer to each other.
"We understand each other so much better!" exclaimed Terry about her spouse Pat. "Plus, we can wear each other's clothes!"