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Sunday, 16 October 2011

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New Friends For #OWS

Stinkpile, TN-- The Ku Klux Klan has thrown its support behind the #Occupy Wall Street movement.

Grand Dragoon Wally Wallabe said both movements "have so much in common."

A contingent of 20 KKK members in full costume is travelling to New York City to join in the next protest.

Both political movements were founded by the Democratic Party. The KKK was founded by disaffected Democrats after the Civil War. The OWS movement was founded earlier this year by Democratic supporters. Both groups despise Republicans, and all that the Republican party stands for.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." said Grand Dragoon Wally Wallabe. The OWS people hate the rich people that control the banks and the brokerage houses--and we all know who those people are!" said the moron. Mr. Wallabe then traced a Star of David with his fingers in the air.

The KKK endorsement follows this weekend's endorsement by the American Nazi Party and the Communist Party of America.

"We are all in this together." said the white-sheeted Grand Dragoon. "Which side are you on??"

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