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Tuesday, 25 October 2011

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A photo taken of Ron Paul during his recent weekend getaway to Tijuana, Mexico. (Photo by Panchita Pellos).

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip.

The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us.

Governor Perry estimated that over the years he has probably sold over 2,000 head of cattle to the North Platte meat market whose corporate slogan boasts, "Our meat tastes better than anything you've ever put in your mouth...anything!"

While in North Platte, the governor was asked about the recent remarks that fellow Texan and fellow GOP presidential candidate Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul had made about Texas not being big enough for two presidential candidates.

Perry laughed as he remarked that Ronnie is getting kinda forgetful in his old age. He pointed out that the state of Texas is 3 times larger than Europe, 187 times larger than Tunisia, and 71 times larger than the planet Neptune.

He said that all of the "Iceberg State" of Alaska could fit in the largest ranch in the world, the King Ranch, which is located near Corpus Christi.

When Perry was told that Ron Paul has actually started a petition to impeach him Perry exploded.

"The hell you say!" He yelled out at iRumors Cutter Shiloh.

"Well let me say this about that. As soon as I return to Austin, I will be having papers drawn up and I plan on legally deporting Mr. Ron Paul to Arizona before Halloween.

"On what grounds governor?" Mr. Shiloh asked.

"On what grounds! On the grounds that I Rick Perry am the governor of the state of Texas and if I want to deport someone for having the unmitigated gall and juevos (balls) to start up a petition to impeach me then by Sam Houston gosh dammit I am going to do it and do it pronto (fast).

SIDENOTE: When Ron Paul was told that Governor Perry is making arrangements to deport him to Arizona he shook his head and remarked, "Well, I guess I let my stupid, dumbass 'Old Geezer' mouth get me in a world of shit now didn't I?" He then muttered to himself wondering if Hollywood was in Arizona.

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