Written by Alvin Taveras
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Sunday, 16 October 2011

NEW YORK CITY - Occupy Wall Street continues to shake financial centers all around the world as average Joe's and superior celebrities sit on their lawn chairs and wait for America's next move.

What makes this revolutionary more powerful than the Tea Party's is that the occupations never consist of marching activities but network capabilities. Some people think this is health related but others think it's their 'words that are marching across cyberspace via social network websites rather than their feet.'

One occupier said, "Make no mistake. We are marching just like Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, and Sean Penn did. We're simply much smarter than the Tea Party activists."

Sarah Palin was reached for comment and was furious at first because she was caught off guard by the purpose of Occupy Wall Street. Her advisers told her that Occupy Wall Street was the name of an upcoming video game for PlayStation 3.5.

Nevertheless, in classic Palin style, she told news reporters that, "Wall Street never existed during the Boston Tea Party." She was suggesting that being historical should carry more legitimacy than being ahistorical.

"It's how candidates wins elections," retorts Sarah Palin.

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