Written by Jean Le Fete
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Topics: Chris Christie, YMCA

Friday, 14 October 2011

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Towel Mr. Christie?

New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey was hear complaining loudly in the lobby of his local YMCA. The issue? Vanity towels.

"He was upset to find out that he was not losing as much girth as he thought," said an employee on condition of anonymity, "We've been using the vanity towels for two months now, they are about two inches longer than the normal towels we use to have. Apparently Mr. Christie has been on a diet and he'd been getting the vanity towels, but this week we didn't get our usual supply so we had to go back to the shorter ones. He couldn't wrap himself to get out of the shower."

Vanity Towels are gaining popularity across the country at different health complexes. Balley, YMCA, L.A. Fitness, have all stated they now use the vanity towels. "It makes our customers feel better," said Ned Beady of L.A. Fitness. We like to build their confidence, it tides them over until they really have some success."

Governor Christie, however is not happy about the new arrangement at the YWCA, so a meeting with its' leadership has been set. "We agreed to talk with Mr. Christie said the Director. We believe we can help him wrap his towel around his situation."

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