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Wednesday, 12 October 2011

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Very explosive underpants, especially if you're a horny male and not a terrorist!

Nigerian Amur Farouk the so called "Underpants bomber" has pleaded guilty after being accused of being very combustible on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit.

"I had very explosive underpants on because at Schiphol Airport I had plenty of baked beans on toast for breakfast," he admitted, "and they could have 'blown off' at any minute," he also admitted. The case has been proven as a clear act of terrorist behaviour. On board a plane with exploding underpants on is certainly a trade mark of Al Qaeda.

Thank God (or the other one) that Amur's stomach was rumbling so much that he was forced to go to the toilet; he then dropped his underpants and attempted to detonate his pants by farting desperately after releasing huge amounts of methane gas.

Luckily the smell was so atrocious that security guards smelt the rotting, red herring just in time. They broke down the door, flushed his underpants down the bog and arrested Amur on suspicion of attempting to blow the plane up with 300 passengers on board.

Amur will now spend the rest of his days praying to A+++h behind bars and hopefully in the future he will avoid eating baked beans and change his underwear more regularly.

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