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Wednesday, 12 October 2011

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The Naked Congressman

Boston, MA-- Dr. Ron Paul participated in last night's Republican debate wearing only a smile, but people still didn't notice him. The Texas congressman was completely naked for the entire debate, and still didn't receive any questions from the mainstream media. Dr. Paul couldn't even get arrested for public nudity.

Everyone else at the Republican debate was clothed. Ron Paul decided to attend the debate in the nude in a desperate attempt to get noticed. Instead, he was totally ignored, as always.

"I thought someone would at least ask why I was naked." said the dejected Dr. Paul. "I also wanted to talk about the Federal Reserve and other things but never got the chance."

The Paul campaign doesn't know what to do next to get their candidate noticed, but they are considering violence.

"Maybe the press would notice him if he went to the next debate with a bloody axe."

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