WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin cut short a salmon fishing trip up to Caribou Nads, Alaska after he received word from nine-year-old daughter Piper that her mom was acting very odd and speaking words which did not make sense.
Todd hurried back from fishing with his long time fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka and sat down with his wife who has really been through the ringer lately.
According to an unnamed inside source Todd was told that since announcing that she will not be entering the 2012 presidential race that Sarah had just sat up in the closet of her upstairs master bedroom and kept pretty much to herself.
Todd was told that when Sarah does venture out of the closet it is only to eat, get a beer, or go to the bathroom.
He said that he tried to talk to her but had a hard time understanding her because of her mumbling. Todd even asked Willow and Piper if either one could make heads or tails or what their mom was saying.
Willow replied that her mom sounded like that Arianna Huffington broad (Willow's word) who goes on and on and with her Greek accent is almost impossible to understand.
Piper added that the other day she had asked her mom to make her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and her mom told her to go ask the friggin next door neighbor who wrote the effen book about her in which he revealed a bunch of personal freakin stuff about her, to make her a damn peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Todd spoke with Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine and told him that he is really worried because Sarah took the six Sarah Palin In 2012 sweat shirts that she had and with a pair of scissors cut out the in 2012 lettering.
He said that he even tried to make her feel better by telling her that he'd take her out to the woods so that she could shoot a moose.
Todd was shocked to hear Sarah say that right now the only thing she wants to kill is a gallon of Johnny Walker Red.
GOPicky will keep in touch with Todd Palin and bring you any further developments in Sarah Palin's state of depression.