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Tuesday, 4 October 2011

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BILLINGSGATE POST - Rumors are running wild that Ashton Kutcher had a hot-tub tryst with four nekid ladies on the balcony of his Hard Rock Hotel suite, purportedly to rid them of conservative minded demons planted by nuns during their formative years.

With the story first surfacing from London's Daily Mail, one of the party girls alleged that Kutcher cheated on his wife, Demi Moore, that evening with a long-stemmed beauty from Texas, Sara Leal, 23.

When asked about this, an indignant Kutcher snapped back at a reporter saying, "Fool, eating ain't cheating."

The usually reliable Daily Mail said two woman left the suite while Leal and a second lady stayed behind with the "Two and a Half Men" actor.

Neither Kutcher nor Moore, who just celebrated their anniversary September 24, have commented on his alleged tryst.

A spokeswoman for the Hard Rock San Diego confirmed that Kutcher stayed there on Sept. 23.

"Beyond that, we cannot confirm how many nekid ladies were in the hot-tub with Mr. Kutcher. However, for liability purposes we do have a sign posted near the hot-tub limiting the number of unclothed bathers to 'no more than two bathers of the opposite sex per guest'; this to possibly prevent the guest from having a heart attack on our premises."

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