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Topics: Shark, Surfers

Monday, 3 October 2011

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Food for thought for a shark!

The Marshall Islands has declared an area in the Pacific Ocean as the hugest shark sanctuary on the planet. Hunting shark fins for aphrodisiac purposes is forbidden so the Chinese will have to stick with viagra.

After declaring the region a shark hunting free zone the Marshall Island government also gave the area free for very extreme surfers wishing to risk life and limb by surfing amongst the sharks.

Applications for a permit to surf in the area were sold out within seconds as extreme surfers searching for new kicks (still with legs) rushed to the area to compete with the sharks.

Blond, bleached, extreme, one legged surfer, Brad Johnson was the first to arrive and here is his first impression:

"Great man, full action, the extreme kick (with one leg) surfing amongst these beasts, hopefully I can maintain my balance, if not they can have the other leg, that'll correct it!"

This sanctuary proves that mankind is doing everything to improve his relationship with "man-eating, wild beasts" and is even offering them bait as compensation for all of those brutally slaughtered in the past.

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