New York, NY-- The Preparation A Company has begun selling a new kind of anal suppository called 'The Bomb' in select markets across the country. The exploding suppositories are specifically designed for people who have a bug up their ass. The new product will remove the bug, as well as the lower half of the affected user.
The new product arrives on the market just in time for last-minute holiday shopping.
"It's a perfect gift for that perfect azzhole on your list." said Jody Gopher, the chief buyer for Marcy's Department Store.
"It's a perfect gift for that obnoxious co-worker or in-law that you are forced to deal with. We're selling millions of them." she said.
Users of 'The Bomb' are instructed to 'stick it where the sun never shines' and then light a match. A handy book of matches is included with the product.
"What a wonderful gift!" said Ms. Gopher. "Think about how much you are helping the world when you are giving this to someone!" she smiled.