Oblivious to cries of outrage over the DOJ expenditure of $16.00 muffins for meetings, Obama hosted an economic summit brunch for treasury ministers from Portugal, Ireland, Italy and Spain (PIIGS) at the White House to discuss Austerity measures to the tune of $175,000, not including beer, wine, and a mandatory 34% gratuity for the White House Staff Employee's Union.(WHSEU)
At least one attendee wasn't impressed with the meal which he described as a 'cheesy Greek Salad with anchovies from Portugal, stuffed olives from Spain, a hint of Romano from Italy, and a few Irish Gooseberries for garnish...but the chilled salad fork was a nice touch !"
First lady Michelle was in charge of picking the low cal menu while house concubine, and close advisor Valerie Jarrett was responsible for picking the catering service.
The financial windfall went to the new Chicago 'green energy' service "MoFo Yo Bro Catering,' the recent recipient of a $25m guaranteed loan sponsored by the Congressional Black Caucus and awarded by the EPA.
In addition to the brand new 575 square foot solar powered HQ built on the former site of a Valerie Jarrett owned and managed crack house, the organization purchased a fleet of 150 Chevy Volts for the 'community organizing and marketing team' that had been lingering on dealer's lots due to yet another failure by Government Motors (GM) who had not a clue how to run a car company. This was in addition to the 12 blinged out Cadillac Escalades for top staff, including 4 spares to hold in reserve.
"It was a win win situation, " said Shamone Shawanda La- Johnson, Treasurer of MoFo, reminding the reporter that it was LaDasha…."the - don't be silent, Bam got to unload some of dat inventory that weren't movin', and we got the $7500 per unit taxpayer subsidy on the cars.
I think that means we have $1,125,000 to put in petty cash to help pay day to day miscellaneous expenses. We be goin' "GREEN" now, homey! FoMo years for Bam!"
White House Press Secretary Jay Blarney (sic) said the tone of the meeting was 'very serious. The President told the PIIGS that they had to do more to cut entitlements to the private sector and start collecting more taxes from the 'rich,'unless they wanted to see what happened in England come to their country.'
According to Blarney (sic) the ministers from Greece and Italy especially liked Obama's idea of instituting a 'Flat Tax,"that's where if you vote for him, 'you flat don't pay no tax!"
In closing the meeting, and skipping desert so no one could criticize him, Obama warned the PIGGS, "I remember what my Daddy always tolt me….when you want the people who vote to love ya, ya gotta spread a lot of money around, and dat's all I be sayin' on dat!
You git my drift!"
German Chancellor Angela Merkel when hearing of the comments just shrugged her shoulders and said, "Stupid is as Stupid Does….Scheisskeri!"