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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

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All Neck No Ass

WASHINGTON: Although most American Muslims are satisfied with Obama, Jews have turned on him, as political novice Bob Turner defeated Democrat State Assemblyman David Weprin in a special election to fill the seat of disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner. In a district that is 40% Jewish and which has not put a Republican in office for nearly 100 years, this definitely is a referendum against Obama's positioning against Israel.

It appears that a majority of Americans are simply tired of seeing and listening to Barack Obama dispassionately read off his ever present TelePrompter, pressing ahead on his view of what is good for America, disregarding everyone's opinion but his own.

Skating along, seemingly oblivious to the fact that a majority of Americans don't believe that his 447 billion job plan will lower unemployment rates and that 62% disapprove of his handling of the economy, it is not surprising that, more and more, Americans are perceiving him as your typical, political giraffe teaser; all neck, but no ass(ACTION).

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