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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

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Sarah Palin has stated that she will wait until after the GOP presidential debates to enter the race. (Photo by Piper Palin).

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented move the two late night talk show big hitters David Letterman and Jay Leno have sent an urgent message to Sarah Palin.

In an email that was signed by both night time mouthpieces they made Palin an offer of $1 million each if she will hurry up and get into the GOP presidential political race.

Leno and Letterman stated that their writers have just about run out of jokes to write about some of the lesser known and rather boring GOP candidates which include Jon Huntsman, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Herman Cain.

Letterman wrote that his writers refuse to do anymore Jon Huntsman jokes because since no knows who the hell Huntsman is the studio audience doesn't laugh at the jokes.

Leno basically stated the same thing, and noted that one of his senior writers told him that he would even be willing to take a pay cut if he did not have to write anymore jokes about Herman Cain.

The "Chinmaster" (Leno) told the writer that he really and truly understood his predicament and his concern but that at least with Herman (Cain) the writers can switch over to the fact that the man has got to be one of the loneliest men in the entire country, since one he is black and two he is a Republican black which in regard to numbers has to be second only to the number of Arabs in the Sahara Desert who own snow sleds.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Sarah Palin reportedly sent both Letterman and Leno an email and she was honest with both of them. She informed them that while she appreciated their combined $2 million offer she will have to hold off from entering the race until all of the debates are finished. She pointed out that she does not want to take a chance on someone asking her a question on geography and of course she'll answer wrong and it will make her appear like she's some kind of dumbass Iceberg State hillbilly.]

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