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Sunday, 11 September 2011

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Who are you calling gay?

A homosexual campaigner man has brought a discrimination lawsuit against a man for refusing to have sexual relations with him. Dick Mann, who is gay, claims that his advances on the man were ignored, even though he "looked like he really wanted it."

The other man cannot be named for legal reasons but we shall refer to him as Bob. Mr Mann claims that by refusing his advances, Bob was behaving in a sexist way. He said that when a woman made the same attempt to seduce Bob, Bob had responded completely differently.

Mr Mann has previously made claims for racism against a gay black man who refused to sleep with him. He also attempted to use anti-disability legislation to gain sexual favours from a wheelchair-bound man.

It is expected that Mr Mann will lose this case as he lost all the others, but he revealed exclusively to the spoof that he has a new plan. He will have a sex change and claim discrimination from anyone who doesn't have sex with him, male or female.

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