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Topics: Prince Charles, 9/11

Thursday, 8 September 2011

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Getting the finger: Charles fears he will be made extinct if a FBI warrant is activated

London - Fears that his pretence to the Throne of Albion has been rumbled have resulted in Prince Charles launching yet another 'extinction' rant.

The destruction of a carefully crafted royal fiction had seen him sitting pretty on his royal composting lav - until the security bill for policing Kate and Wills' wedding landed on the doormat at Highgrove.

Today UK Fraud Squad accountants warned that forensic analysis of those expenses had exposed the nuptials as a blatant cash-grab in a bigamy cover-up.

Pix of Charles officiating at Kate Middleton's 2000 Hellfire Club wedding to Tory Chancellor George Osborne may now flood the internet on the Royal YouBoob! channel.

"We've seen decades of humbug talking up this impostor arse," someone at Operation Tweeting said today.

FBI sources of course have always known that Charles is General Pinochet's son and an Al Qaeda bagman to the 9/11 cabal.

An extradition warrant signed by every CIA director of the last 11 years remains 'on hold' in the White House in-tray as a furious transatlantic diplomatic row rages unabated.

Camilla Fucker-Proles is Colonel Gaddafi's wife.

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