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Tuesday, 6 September 2011

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Gaddafi will find it Hot

David Cameron is keen to see the end of Mummar Gaddafi so that he can face his Tory Conference with the Colonel's head on a platter.

Insiders at Tory HQ have for days been encouraging MI6 to take the second chance the PM is giving them to establish they are not the bad people some misguided journalists think they are.

'I want them to hug this hoodlum until his eyes pop out' Cameron told a shocked House of Commons. 'Is that all' cried a backbencher 'we want him burnt slowly over a fire. After all Gaddafi is over eighty years old and he should know better by now.'

Tony Blair, once a Gaddafi fan has told me that he no longer regards the ex Libyan Dictator as a friend. 'He's lost control so why not just bump him off?' asked our Tony as he knelt down to pray.

What is clear is that Cameron has won a great victory over tyranny and we are going to elect him to become life President with the Sun shining through his arse.

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