Written by j.w.

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Topics: Economy, Banks

Thursday, 1 September 2011

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Speeding away from crumbling hospital

With Bank shares up following the Osborne/Cameron slow down on Bank reforms and the way open for another recession, things are looking up for those who want to see more austerity and the public lending to Banks again.

It is a great prospect. Why on earth didn't we vote for this visionary approach?

But the answer is simple. Close a few hospitals, make sure people die when they bloody well should, throw a few more wretched people onto the streets and save the country from those who would like to undermine our democracy.

I put these points to political commentator Aubrey Bonkers as he turned away from his latest conquest. 'I've finished the biography of Cameron' he bleated with tears in his eyes 'Now, all I've got to do is read Alistair Cambells Diaries and I will be able to tell everyone what to think.'

When he is ready Bonkers will let us know his thoughts. Until then we must try and think for ourselves!

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