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Wednesday, 31 August 2011

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Bank Reform Cancelled

Vince Cable is trying to get Banking reform through so they do not have to be bailed out by the taxpayers when they next get into trouble.

However Cameron and Osborne, for some unknown reason, do not agree. We can only guess that it something to do with Eton.

We asked an economic expert for his views on the subject and had to pay a formidable amount to him before he gave his explanation.

'I haven't a clue' was the verdict.

So our nation is poised between reform of Banks and saving the Banks.

Betting on the outcome is fierce with odds on the Banks winning and the Tories being elected with a huge majority at the next election.

After which Bank reform is promised - perhaps.

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