The wife of the speaker Sally Bercow is joining Spoof in a deal costing nothing! All Sally will get is a good laugh now and again and she can keep her name a secret - although she just might want to make her name known.
In a last minute bid Spoof executives left the Star on Sunday furious at gaining Sally's brilliant satirical pen. Her insider knowledge of MP's will give even further bite to the extraordinary revelations that Spoof publishes daily.
Lady spoofers who have been in the Spoof newsroom for many a year, said today that they welcomed 'another warrior to the cause of women writers' but Colonel Jockstrap protested that Spoof was going downhill fast and 'something should be done about it!'
So WATCH these pages for Sally's launch. We welcome her to the exclusive club that leaves the House of Commons far behind. One up on the old man Sally!