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Thursday, 25 August 2011

Imprisoned naked rambler, Steven Gough, is set to slash the adult entertainment costs associated with the Jacqui Smith household after being scheduled for several appearances at her home whilst on day release for his re-integration back into society, according to reports.

The Prison Service confirmed Perth prison would look to assign the prisoner to the former home secretary's £450,000 home in Redditch, Worcestershire to perform improvised routines that they hoped would both satiate the desire's of the tenants whilst giving the naturist all the encouragement needed to keep his clothes on.

Spokesman for the prison service, Trevor Pask, said the deal could potentially be win-win for all parties involved.

He told reporters, 'Admittedly this is an unusual step to take with a prisoner, but we feel the circumstances could lead to benefits for all in this sordid little arrangement.'

'Firstly, the risque acts that are planned for Mr Gough will be tailored specifically to Smith and her partner's tastes to ensure their desires are met in the most graphic way, keeping that remote control well out of harm's way.'

'Society too will benefit, as we are more than certain that the experience of the two cooing their appreciation as Mr Gough presents himself in all his perpetual glory, will leave an such indelible mark upon him that he will almost immediately find himself reaching for the nearest piece of clothing available to him.'

'It really is a no brainer for us.'

The spokesman denied reports that they would be facilitating a fantasy of Ms Smith and her partner by allowing the couple access to Mr Gough's cell for a night.

'There is no truth in the claims.'

'That would present too great a risk to the rest of our inmates.'

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